If a guy had the nerve to come up to me and ask for my phone number, CALL me (not text), and ask me on a date or just walk up to me and ask me on a date, he’d have to be someone I despise with my entire being for me to say no.
Tracks
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Track Name
All Star (8-bit)
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Artist
Smash Mouth
ALL STAR BY SMASH MOUTH // 8-BIT
YES.
(Source: cresselia)
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
I was just jamming to Aaron carter last night. No biggie.
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Because that little shit that say uncle is fucking creepy.
I swear to god if I see you in public I will open the biggest can of whoop ass anyone has ever seen. Like a giant ass fucking can of whoop ass. FUCKING. HUGE. ASS. CAN.
A documentary about me
she believed [it was not butter]
